|Anonymous asked: Can I fall asleep next to you?|
yeah! you just have to meet the basic requirements first
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.
gender binary more like gender BYEnary (roller skates into the sun but i don’t burn bc im so cool)